| mitt romney: | i don't believe in women rights |
| mitt romney: | or poor |
| mitt romney: | or gay |
| mitt romney: | or children |
| mitt romney: | but i do believe in the rapist's |
| mitt romney: | vote romney |
i took 456 needles and stabbed my mom
needless to say, she died!
ahah get it? uh? dude please laugh i just killed my mom to make this joke
(via realfunny-bro)